Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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