who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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