It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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