i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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