Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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