no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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