I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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