i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
organizing the empties. That sober.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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