please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
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