Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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