Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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