There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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