I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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