Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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