I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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