No awkward lesbian experiences without me
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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