My brain says no but my pants say off.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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