I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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