idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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