hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Are my feet made of real feet?
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
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