we have officially lost it.
Define "chronic" masturbator.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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