Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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