Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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