Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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