It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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