I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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