Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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