I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
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