hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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