And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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