real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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