She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
Randomize