he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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