I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
It's never too late to be topless.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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