He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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