Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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