Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
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