Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
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