How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Randomize
