if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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