Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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