i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
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