I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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