Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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