This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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