she looked like the bat from fern gully.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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