i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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