glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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