better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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