the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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