This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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