I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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